I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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