if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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