I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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