his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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