sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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