After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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