oh god the rape fog is back!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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