I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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