Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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