This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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