I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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