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It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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