plz talk dirty to me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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