All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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