Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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