my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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