how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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