this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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