He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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