what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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