Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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