I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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