What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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