You just made me feel so damn special
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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