Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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