I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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