Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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