Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Damn victory sex feels great
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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