Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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