I just made out with a guy for $7.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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