Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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