he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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