I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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