We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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