Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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