I want to make a zoo with you.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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