I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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