But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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