i think my tv is drunk
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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