I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think a kid would responsible me up
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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