Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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