all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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