she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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