those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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