Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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