i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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