Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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