did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I party with great urgency now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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