drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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