Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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